Top Ten Honda Excuses
Graciously Donated By Steven J. Beros
10.
"I could have won that race if I Sawzalled my roof off."
9.
"I got a great deal on this sweet 1991 Civic!.. Yeah, only paid $10,000 for it."
8.
"I hope all this chrome can get me home."
7.
"My grandma drove it last week... boy is she a hellion... bent 2 connecting rods... probably used to her Dodge Diplomat I guess?"
6.
"My car's on fire!!... Oh no I can't get out!!... I knew I shouldn't have taken off those door handles and window cranks.... dammit, dammit, dammit!"
5.
"I can fix this thing with a hammer. Yes Si-R, one B-F-H (big-f**king-hit)."
4.
"Everybody owns a Honda, that's how come they look so cool, 'cause everybody's doing it baby????!!!!!"
3.
"Ya know, if I set it on fire and stomp it out with a track shoe, I think it'll kind of look cool?"
2.
"Prelude owners shouldn't get pulled over just because their license plate says 'QUALUDE'... officer dude..."
1.
"This duct-tape sure ain't gettin' any cheaper!"
In response to Turbo Magazine's article "top ten worst cars to make go fast": Lotus used who's engine in their Elan???
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