Top Ten Honda Excuses
Graciously Donated By Steven J. Beros
"I could have won that race if I Sawzalled my roof off."
"I got a great deal on this sweet 1991 Civic!.. Yeah, only paid
$10,000 for it."
"I hope all this chrome can get me home."
"My grandma drove it last week... boy is she a hellion... bent 2
connecting rods... probably used to her Dodge Diplomat I guess?"
"My car's on fire!!... Oh no I can't get out!!... I knew I
shouldn't have taken off those door handles and window cranks....
dammit, dammit, dammit!"
"I can fix this thing with a hammer. Yes Si-R, one B-F-H
"Everybody owns a Honda, that's how come they look so cool, 'cause
everybody's doing it baby????!!!!!"
"Ya know, if I set it on fire and stomp it out with a track shoe, I
think it'll kind of look cool?"
"Prelude owners shouldn't get pulled over just because their license
plate says 'QUALUDE'... officer dude..."
"This duct-tape sure ain't gettin' any cheaper!"
In response to Turbo Magazine's article "top ten worst cars to make go
fast": Lotus used who's engine in their Elan???
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